28
May
09

“LIT” – Lost in Translation…


” שלום לכולם, אני אחרי חיפוש מעמיק אחרי מחירים נורמאלים לתוספי תזונה ורציתי לחלוק אתכם את המידע:
מצאתי אצל בטבע בנחלה

(נחלת יצחק תל אביב –אבל הם עושים משלוחים וגם באינטרנט!: כל מה שרצית לדעת על תוספי תזונה ולא ידעת את מי לשאול, ויטמינים, מינרלים, חומצות אמינו,תוספי תזונה וכ ייעוץ מקצועי ומחירים לא רעים בכלל לדוגמא:
ויטמין C עכשיו במחיר הכי זוח  כדורים, שח כדורי”

😯🙄😕

So, you leave a comment on my blog

en amper seg ek : “Joune ok!!!”

but who am I to think the worst

just ‘coz it seems so moron-versed

and maybe you’re not any spammer

but never learnt the english grammar…

which makes we wonder even more

what you’re visiting ME for???

Did you google : “וגם באינטרנט”

and the first hit was “BB”???

Now, I do hope you meant well

and didn’t just stop by to tell

me where to get some silly toy

or find some other naughty joy?

As much as I appreciate

the time and effort it would take

to comment on my little blog

I think I’ll stick to: “Joune ok!!!”:mrgreen:

 

lit2

 

Cheers!!

 

lit1


22 Responses to ““LIT” – Lost in Translation…”


  1. May 28, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    @#$%^&*()_(*&^%$#%^&*(&^%$#@$%^&*(&^%$#@$%^&*()*&^%$#@$%^&*^%$#%^& 😯 ^&*()_(*&^%$#@$%^&*(&^%$#$%^&*^%$#%^&* :mrgreen: #$%^&*()*&^%$#@$%^&*(&^%$#@#$%^&*(&^%$#$%^&*^%$ 😉 %^&*(&^%$^&*()_(*&^%$#@!#$%^&*^%$#@$%^&*(&^%$#@!#$%ER(*UI)*&^%$#%^&*^TR%$#E%RU*(&^%$#@$%^&*^%$#@$%^&*^%$#%^&*( 👿

    • 2 BB
      May 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm

      LOL @ Boends!!!
      My ander 2de sinnetjie se rympie-opsie was : “en amper seg ek : “Goeie FNOK!!!”😛

      • May 28, 2009 at 2:58 pm

        @#$%^&%$#%^&%$#%^$!!!!!!! 😆

        • 4 BB
          May 28, 2009 at 3:20 pm

          Daai van jou rym nie Boends!!! LOL!!!

  2. May 28, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    당신은 당신의 번역에서 길을 잃었다고 생각하지 않나요? 한국하려고한다!

    • 6 BB
      May 28, 2009 at 2:14 pm

      Voetjies – Jy’t seker ‘n ‘taai’ keyboard!!:mrgreen:
      Voetjies – wee’ jy wat is so bloody hilarious van die comment?? Toe ek hom wou copy & paste moes ek die muis in die TEENOORGESTELDE rigting skuif – selfs SHIFT + → of ← werk agterstevoor-om!! Waaaaaahahahaha!!! my ai afgesukkel om dit op te sit – hierdie outjie het beslis van regs na links geskryf!🙄
      /me bly virre rukkie weg van torings af😯

      • May 29, 2009 at 9:47 am

        Weird, want hulle skryf van links na regs, nes ons😉
        My keybord het ‘n hangulfunksie en kan frustrerend wees as mens so lekker begin tik en as jy opkyk is als in Koreaans!!! Kan sommer die aapstuipe kry!

  3. 8 costello
    May 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    Handige frases as jy ooit jou bewonderaar gaan opsoek.

    1 Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.
    Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

    2 Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey
    I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.

    3 Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram
    The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

    4 Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar
    I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.

    5 Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban
    The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

    6 Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande
    I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.

    7 Balli, Balli, Balli
    Whatever you say.

    8 Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti
    It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

    9 Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma.
    If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

    • 9 BB
      May 28, 2009 at 3:37 pm

      Uuuuhhhmmm Costello🙄 dankie…😕 …ek dink:mrgreen:

    • 10 BB
      May 28, 2009 at 3:42 pm

      Of issit eerder: “jaaaaaaa ou Balli, whatever you say Balli,Balli” – ek sal daai beslis kan onthou… vir die ander sal ek ‘n t-shirt met shorthand icons op moet laat print – dan kan ek net point!!:mrgreen:
      /me maak ‘n nota: don’t EVER visit the Middle East!! EVER!!!

    • 11 Krista
      May 28, 2009 at 8:42 pm

      Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. May 28, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Ek dink hier is ‘n conspiracy theory aan die gang!

  5. May 28, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    😆
    Ek het ook al gewonder hoekom party mense sulke stupid comments wil los! Well, dis nie eintlik comments nie, meer n gebrabel in tale wat g’n mens kan verstaan nie!~

  6. May 29, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Google Translate seg die stukkie is in hebreeus geskryf en vertaal a volg:

    “Hello everyone, I’m after in-depth search after prices more normal diet, and I wanted to share with you the information:
    I found in the wild at Farm

    (Nahalat Yitzhak Tel Aviv – but they do shipping and online!: Everything you wanted to know about nutrition תוספי not know who to ask, vitamins, minerals, amino acids, plus nutrition and professional advice and prices not bad at all for example:
    Now the price of vitamin C pills best contract, shah balls ”

    Het jy dalk vitamine uit Tel Aviv bestel?

    • 15 BB
      May 29, 2009 at 7:48 am

      “HEEEEEELGE!!!” Het jy ALWEER pille uit die middeooste bestel???!!!👿

  7. May 29, 2009 at 8:58 am

    😆

  8. May 29, 2009 at 9:47 am

    My suppliers verstaan Engels want hulle quote als in yankee $ !!, so it wasm`t me – dalk weer Era.

    • 18 BB
      May 29, 2009 at 10:28 am

      Arme ARME Earl!! Bly maar ini sop – net die diepte wat verskil!

      She said: “My Love, where are the oats cookies that I hid last week??”😕
      He said: “Iiiiiiiii don’t know???🙄 Ek dink dit was Earl!!”👿

      She said: “My Love, have you seen my packet of Lindt balls? I’m sure they were in the back of the baking drawer!”😕
      He said: ”😯 There were Lindt balls in the drawer??🙄 You should talk to Earl about his sweet tooth!!”

      She said: “My Love, Bluetjie is knorrig!!”
      He said: “Earl het hom seker weer geknyp!!”:mrgreen:

  9. June 1, 2009 at 7:27 am

    😆 Vitamiene uit die midde-ooste… moenie dat Rosa hiervan hoor nie!

    • 20 BB
      June 1, 2009 at 7:45 am

      Ek sidder DMI!!!😯

  10. June 8, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Oeeege susterrrrr, ek wonir watse tipe searches jy kry! Vertel ons bietjie watter woorde laat mense na jou blog deurkom…

    Want iewers tussen al jou geklets is daar woorde wat mense konfoes lat hulle reken hierdie is ‘n anirste blog as wat dit is!!

    Ek stem met joune ook, maar hier in die Kaap is daar duideliker uitdrukkings in die strate te vinde. Te doene met ‘jou ma’. Jy moes dit tog gehoor het toe jy op die kanon gesit en smaail het? Of toe jy vis en tjips gekoop het!
    😆

    • 22 BB
      June 9, 2009 at 7:04 am

      Ek hét Skoortjie!!😯 ek moes my ore met seep uitwas!!!:mrgreen:
      Ek’t so gesmaail toe ons oppie hawe in Houtbaai stap en die vissersmanne sit daar knit-one-slip-one ini bekke en redekawel luidkeels – en vlooooeeeeek – tot die een my so sien aankom – “Heit,” seg hy “sharrap!! hie’s i lady!!”🙄 ‘lady’ nogal – hy wassie onlangs in die NG kerk op ‘n doopsondag nie, was hy?? – LOL!!
      Hahaha!! En toe ons so verby ‘n ander skuit loop en die ou vissersman sit daar met ‘n tattered trui aan, hoedjie oppi grys koppietjie, 5-day stubble en maak ‘n net reg – en Helge haak af en seg : “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose♪♫”. Het my so tussen giggel en ‘n knop in my keel gelaat – diep deernis is wat daai mense hier binne mens laat opstoot…


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