It is tentacle trauma in Oberhausen Sea Life Centre.
Paul the prescient octopus has predicted that Spain will sink Germany 😯 – although I believe he’s either been served a bigger (or perhaps deader) mussel in that container or it was spiked (Tabasco maybe 😕 )
Also, keep in mind that Paul is an English-born squid – which might make him a bit more biased plus they (the English) have one thing in common with the Spanish – though they had to do it a week earlier… go figure… 
I personally think it’s cruel to keep a wild animal like Paul in a little Aquarium acting as Debacle-Oracle… I mean, I like octopuses, octopodes or is it octopi n’all’n’all, but I much prefer them grilled with a dash of fresh lemon and a mild spicy sweet-chilli dip…
So, I reckon Paul should be set free, like his long-lost aangetroude-stief-skoon-walvis-onkel Willy, or at least left to serve a respectable purpose – as Delikatesse maybe??
Now where was I??
Ah Yes!!
Allow me:
SCHLAND!!!
Ai hoe lus is ek nou vir seekos. Ek dink nie jy hoef bekommerd te wees oor Paul se voorspellings nie.
Toe is daai squid wragtag psychic . . . donnerwetter!
Jammer BB. Ek het ook uitgesien na ‘n Nederland/Duitsland eindstryd, maar nou ja, wie is ek dan nou ook om net die beste te wil he?
I love that Octopus! Wonder what he is saying about Saturday? 😈
Hy’t vanoggend geweier om uit sy huisie te kom
– hy praat met niemand nie!! Voorbarige ou bl!ksem!