Paul the Psychic Squid…

 

It is tentacle trauma in Oberhausen Sea Life Centre. 

Paul the prescient octopus has predicted that Spain will sink Germany  😯 – although I believe he’s either been served a bigger (or perhaps deader) mussel in that container or it was spiked (Tabasco maybe 😕 )

Also, keep in mind that Paul is an English-born squid – which might make him a bit more biased plus they (the English) have one thing in common with the Spanish – though they had to do it a week earlier… go figure…

I personally think it’s cruel to keep a wild animal like Paul in a little Aquarium acting as Debacle-Oracle… I mean, I like octopuses, octopodes or is it octopi n’all’n’all, but I much prefer them grilled with a dash of fresh lemon and a mild spicy sweet-chilli dip… 

So, I reckon Paul should be set free, like his long-lost aangetroude-stief-skoon-walvis-onkel Willy, or at least left to serve a respectable purpose – as Delikatesse maybe??

Now where was I??

Ah Yes!!

Allow me:

SCHLAND!!!

 

 

 

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