There’s a SpaceShip in my Suitcase!!

Now here’s the catch in partners’ travels

where one’s exact and one unravels

and they decide to pack their earthly stuff

into ONE suitcase 😯 now, THAT is tough!!

 

So, daddy determines it’s time to pack

THREE days before we hit the track 🙄

And I’m still using EVERYTHING

And ALL the things I need to bring

It’s not like I’m a frequent trekker

(although that could be kinda lekker 😉 )

So, no convenient tiny trav’lling jars

Like the ones you find in elegant spas

I’ve got to take my WHOLE collection

Of lotions, potions… oh, and a plug connection!!

 

 

You see, I have the most amazing tool

(and yes, maybe I’m acting the stubborn mule… 😳

And maybe the Helge is perfectly right

when he says: “the gusty wind is a ruining blight

and your ‘Space Ship’ won’t serve its purpose there

once the ‘Kaapse Sedoos’ blasts through your hair!”

 

plus, “it takes more space than 3 pairs of shoes!!”

Shoes?! 😯 did I mention I’m taking 6 pairs of those?? 😳

“And 8 sets of lingerie – we’ll be gone for 3 days!!!”

*tsk* how will men EVER understand women’s ways??

 

So, I resolve to not put up a blistering fight

And though I agree that he might just be right

I’ll sweetly smile in meek compromise

( now don’t tell me women can’t be sensibly wise?!! )

  

I say: “If my dryer can come I will leave the pajamas” 😉

He says: “Why didn’t you say so in the FIRST place, hot Mama?!?!”