“LIT” – Lost in Translation…

” שלום לכולם, אני אחרי חיפוש מעמיק אחרי מחירים נורמאלים לתוספי תזונה ורציתי לחלוק אתכם את המידע:
מצאתי אצל בטבע בנחלה

(נחלת יצחק תל אביב –אבל הם עושים משלוחים וגם באינטרנט!: כל מה שרצית לדעת על תוספי תזונה ולא ידעת את מי לשאול, ויטמינים, מינרלים, חומצות אמינו,תוספי תזונה וכ ייעוץ מקצועי ומחירים לא רעים בכלל לדוגמא:
ויטמין C עכשיו במחיר הכי זוח  כדורים, שח כדורי”

😯 🙄 😕

So, you leave a comment on my blog

en amper seg ek : “Joune ok!!!”

but who am I to think the worst

just ‘coz it seems so moron-versed

and maybe you’re not any spammer

but never learnt the english grammar…

which makes we wonder even more

what you’re visiting ME for???

Did you google : “וגם באינטרנט”

and the first hit was “BB”???

Now, I do hope you meant well

and didn’t just stop by to tell

me where to get some silly toy

or find some other naughty joy?

As much as I appreciate

the time and effort it would take

to comment on my little blog

I think I’ll stick to: “Joune ok!!!”

 

 

Cheers!!

 

H&B’s View of Reality – 2

 

 

She says: “Lord, when I’m wrong, make me willing to change!!” 😳

 

He says: “Lord, when I’m right, make me easy to live with!!”

 

H&B’s View of Reality – 1

 

He says: “You can’t hide broccoli in a glass of protein shake!!” 👿

She says: “Wanna bet?!?!”

 

 

 

Early Bird… and other Truths

 

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird

and not enough the bad luck of the early worm… 😕

 

Have you noticed that the people who are late

are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them??

 

Then again – the trouble with being punctual

is that nobody’s there to appreciate it!!

April Fool

Gedagtig aan my vorige post: “Legally Blonde” – as ek daai epos van Kobus vandag gekry het, sou ek gesweer het dis April Fool’s en vir hom ‘n lekker ‘tong-ini-kies kry-vir-jou Men-really-ARE-from-Mars’ antwoord geskryf het… Oh dankie, dankie tog ek het nie!!! 😳

AS ek tog maar net gmail gehad het….

…dan’t ek hom oortuig ek’t laaaaaaaaankal daai mail reply

 

Hier’s nog ‘n paar April Fool’s Funnies:

 (Terloops: het enigiemand vanoggend Wackhead van Highveld se oproep aan ‘Tristan’ se mamma gehoor??? 😆 )

 

 

Amuse Me…

Gee my bietjie ‘n ‘caption’ vir dié prentjie, toe?

Great Financial Advice!!

 

Forgiveness…

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’

I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.

‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?’

‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied.

‘Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

“I outlived the bitches!!”

random ramblings..

 

There you go…

2 Vissies…

Ek het twee vissies persent gekry!! 

Ek noem hulle “EEN” en “TWEE” …

(hoe sien jy in elk geval die verskil tussen dié twee???)

 

Anyways…. Een het versuip 😦 … ehhhhhmmm gevrek ?? 😳 

 

Maar ek het darem nog Twee!!!