Die ☼SON☼ het getag – en ek speel saam – vra enigiets oor/van my
wat jy dalk nog nie weet/wil weet/my mee wil afpers…
maar ek buig die reëls bietjie:
Vra die H3 aka Chaos ↑ :
Ek moet dit dus maar beperk tot 3 vrae (en ek sal nie inmeng nie, belowe…) – ek sal wel later sê of hy reg was/is of nie 
Ek tag die Poelishonkie Emily…
Mein drietalige Weihnachts Rhyme…
When the sun shines wunderbar
Here in goeie ou SA
Wir bedrückt sind from the heat
En beslis nie Glühwein need
Dan weet ons, es ist soweit:
She is here, die Weihnachtszeit
Elke parking ist besetzt,
want die people fahren jetzt
All to Menlyn Retail Park
Van vroegoggend until dark
Almal kaufen wild en woes
No sweet glimlag and no Gruss
Boney M sing “Silent Night”
She is here, die Weihnachtszeit
Mama backt in the kombuis
Tussen-in haar shopping days
Papa spannt die liggiesdraad
From the Haus tot in die straat
And he pflanzt den Christmas Tree
In die tuin für all to see
Wenn he hangs the silwer balls,
Hard he from the Leiter falls
Mama smiles – he’ll be oraait
She is here, die Weihnachtszeit
When the naughty kindertjies
Suddenly leer to sê: “Please”
When the buurman mows sein Gras
Während sein sound system raas
Cliff singt “Mistletoe and wine”
And die skaapboud smells divine
In the aand the Kinderlein
Almal look te pragtig, fine
Und dann sings die familie
Schauerlich: “Oh, Chistmastree!”
Almal phone van near und weit
She is here, die Weihnachtszeit!
Elkeen in the happy house
Is packing hul geskenke aus
Mama cries ‘n frohe traan
Oor haar brandnew Teflon pan
Papa’s sakdoekies und tie
Beinahe also make him cry
Al die kinders is so glad
With what Santa’s them bescherrt
The President speaks op TV,
Überall is Harmonie
‘Til Ma to the Küche runs
Im Oond da burns the Weihnachtsgans
And so comes die Feuerwehr
Mit ‘n moerse lawaai daher,
En hul bring ‘n long hosepipe
From die brandweerwa se Leib
En die children almal skree
My Geschenke! Wee, oh wee!!!
The whole Haus is onder water
Christmas warten muss tot later
Mama mops und sussie vee
Die Garten lyk like een groot see
Keiner moant – Pa vattie k@kkie
Almal eet vanaand Kentucky!!!
At least ons Kersfees was sehr bright…
Ja, She was here, die Weihnachtszeit!
Now here’s the catch in partners’ travels
where one’s exact and one unravels
and they decide to pack their earthly stuff
into ONE suitcase 😯 now, THAT is tough!!
So, daddy determines it’s time to pack
THREE days before we hit the track 🙄
And I’m still using EVERYTHING
And ALL the things I need to bring
It’s not like I’m a frequent trekker
(although that could be kinda lekker 😉 )
So, no convenient tiny trav’lling jars
Like the ones you find in elegant spas
I’ve got to take my WHOLE collection
Of lotions, potions… oh, and a plug connection!!
You see, I have the most amazing tool
(and yes, maybe I’m acting the stubborn mule… 😳
And maybe the Helge is perfectly right
when he says: “the gusty wind is a ruining blight
and your ‘Space Ship’ won’t serve its purpose there
once the ‘Kaapse Sedoos’ blasts through your hair!”
plus, “it takes more space than 3 pairs of shoes!!”
Shoes?! 😯 did I mention I’m taking 6 pairs of those?? 😳
“And 8 sets of lingerie – we’ll be gone for 3 days!!!”
*tsk* how will men EVER understand women’s ways??
So, I resolve to not put up a blistering fight
And though I agree that he might just be right
I’ll sweetly smile in meek compromise
( now don’t tell me women can’t be sensibly wise?!! )
I say: “If my dryer can come I will leave the pajamas” 😉
He says: “Why didn’t you say so in the FIRST place, hot Mama?!?!”
~ ♥ ~
You are my Sunshine, my only Sunshine, 😆
you make me happy in special ways… 😉
~ ♥ ~
Oh, don’t you know Dear, how much I l♥ve you, 😕
…you almost drowned me on Valentine’s Day!! 😯
~ ♥ ~
Kry ek hierdie vanoggend in my inbox 😯
If I knew there were cameras allowed, I would have invited you to capture me in the pole dance cage
Now THAT is a picture even I would pay for 😳 ~
Tagged by Alta (eeehhhmm… Thanks Alta… I think?? 😕 )
Hmmm… I wonder whether I’d not MUCH rather do the DARE instead of the TRUTH-thing… but how do I virtually prove if and that I dunnit??
So, I’ve decided I’d play along with the truth… Safely though!
Meaning:
Everyone will get only ONE question and although I hope to answer it as truthfully as possible,
if I don’t – and you catch me out – you WIN:
2 Tickets to : “Steve Sings Diamond” at the Cadillac Theatre –
(Zambesi Retail Park (light meal/snacks included).
Hoe seg Ding so mooi: Staan sterk, sit stewig, lê laag en skiet sekuur! 😉
I have a certain love affair
Oh no! …don’t stare like that!! 😆
It’s all to do with fun and flair
And not at all with flirt or chat 😉
I simply have a little ‘thing’
Some people call obsession 😯
This passionate fanatic fling
With my charming pair possession…
A shoe is just a shoe you say? 😕
I beg to differ gladly!!
The shoes you wear are on display
And may portray you sadly 😳
So you can hide a belly round 🙄
Or ‘lo!!! a double-chin 😯
A droopy chest that’s southward bound 😉
Or even an uneven grin…
BUT there’re NO jeans, NO scarf, NO dress
NO undergarment ‘wonder-raise’
That at first glance do so confess
The wearer’s wearisome ol’ ways 😕
Oh, you may own but black or brown
Because you find that adequate 😕
But don’t let boredom get you down
While I’m having more fun at it… 😀
For once consider a bright pair
As part of your reflection
And whether people smile or stare
You’ll find you’ve found duo-satisfaction!
Op die wysie van “Die byeboerwa” – met apologie aan Anton Goosen 😉
♫ ♪ Die Tyddeel Verjaar ♪ ♫
Vers 1 :
30 JAAR GELEDE HET PA AANDEEL GEKOOP
IN ’N PLEKKIE BY DIE SEE
ELKE JAAR DIESELFDE MAAND VIR MOOIWEER GEHOOP
EN DAAR GAAN DIE TREK ALWEER
DIE WIELE ROL ~
DIE VENTERTJIE KREUN EN HY KLA
GELAAI MET ’N WAVRAG VOL
HY KAN DIE SWAAR LAS NET-NET DRA
Refrein :
DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL VERJAAR
DIS ‘N HELE JAAR SE WAG
EN ELF MAANDE SE SPAAR
DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL VERJAAR
DIS SWEET, BAKLEI EN LAG
MAAR AS JY SIEN IS ONS DAAR
Vers 2 :
10 JAAR LATER WAS PA GATVOL GERY
NA DIE AFGELEEFDE PLEK
ELKE JAAR SE WIND EN REËN EN PAKKERY
EN NET DAAR BOIKOT HY DIE TREK
DIE VENTERTJIE SKREE
“WAS MY ASSEBLIEF” IN STOF-TAAL
EN PA BEGIN TYDDEEL UITDEEL
MET DIE PLEK NOG NIE EERS AFBETAAL!
Vers 3 :
SO 5 JAAR TERUG – NET VOOR SY AFTREETYD
KAN PA SY G@T SKOP OOR SY BESLUIT
EK STUUR VIR HOM EN MA EN BOET OP ’N OORSESE REIS
BLY MET DIE VENTERTJIE BY DIE HUIS
DIE VENTERTJIE HUIL
EN EK PIK ’N EENSAME TRAAN
EK HET SO AMPER ONS SLEEPWA GERUIL
VIR ’N LENDELAM KARAVAAN!
Refrein :
DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL VERJAAR
DIS ‘N HELE JAAR SE WAG
EN ELF MAANDE SE SPAAR
DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL VERJAAR
DIS HUIL EN STRY EN LAG
MAAR AS JY SIEN IS EK DAAR
WANT: DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL – DIE TYDDEEL VERJAAR!!
Ek sal nog terugvoer gee oor die lysies, maar assit van die Vriending afgehang het, het ons trailer seker só ↑ gelyk: 😯
…want dis koffie en flesse en blikkies en bottelsvol koeldrank en water en coolbokse en en en….
…en ‘k wonner maar net of sy brieke gaan hê as sy eers weggetrek het 🙄
Eeeehhhhmmm: Allow me to introduce the prototype that PJ built for us over the weekend:
Jip, al wat nog kortkom is die deksel, dalk 😕
Then again – die PJ verstáán nog nie regtig van skoene en ‘n Big Jim Makeup tassie nie 😉
As ons die wiele afhaal kan ons dalk dune-riding doen?? 😆
En laaste, maar nie die minste nie: Die H3 se voorstel!!
Hy reken hy kan hierdie tipe sleepwa so-te-sê virre bargain aanskaf 😯
(én ons kan hom ná die vakansie veelsydig andersins aanwend 🙄 –
én hy’s lig genoeg dat ons ons shopping daarmee kan doen –
en boonop maak hy blykbaar ook ‘n excellent beach chair 😕
Hmmm… dalk kan iemand tog hier iets wys word??
Dalk verklaar dit ALLES???
Dalk wil my liewe lesers self bietjie ontleed?? En net, dalk net, is julle nog reg ook 😯 ?!?!
Lekker naweek ALLERMOOISTES!! xx
Ok, this list is dedicated to my good ol’ friend PlaasJuppie –
just so y’all know the words by the time he hits the ‘symptoms’
Say after me : “W H E E L S”
Allow me to demonstrate:
Got that??
Moving on swiftly then…
Say : “D E L T S”
Let me show you:
Ok, almost there now:
Say: “G U N S“
Daarsy!!! Now, whenever you hear these words in a gym, don’t start looking around for undercover parking or running for safety –
it’s just the guys sweating it out in the CHB-‘dungeon’ 👿
(PJ‘s new home away from home for the next uuuhhhhmmmmm few years!! 😛 ).
So when you see him in the mall, or at Builder’s Warehouse (his other ‘jol-plekkie’), or right here on the www –
remember to ask him: “How’re your wheels coming on??” – And then wait for the grin!!
It’ll grow, I’m sure!!
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